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Can’t remember if I posted this here or not… Ah well. Made this WAAAAYYYY back in July, and I honestly have no idea what inspired me to make it, or I just forgot about said inspiration. Oh, and Kowabunga, or whatever obligatory reference
turtlefeed:blackcatandme: So I went to a bar that had turtles and I ended up being the drunk chick in the corner laughing hysterically by herself while playing with the turtles Where is this bar and are we sure the turtle isn’t drunk?
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jaunība tev un mīla
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Crimes Against Hugh's Manatees
wafflesworld: What a wonderful day today! Mom felt bad that all the other torties got to enjoy spring so she took me to a place where it’s always spring. The greenhouse! I would like to say all these pansies made it out alive but that would be a lie.
noobtheloser: Aim low, die alone.
ghettoblasted: calibrashuns: izumoharuki: if you ever feel restless please watch shark cam sometimes a giant turtle swims by too!!!! yis so peaceful relax im so happy this exists
susemoji: new hat
wonderous-world: Who will win? by Yaman Ibrahim
tmntmaster: Happy Holidays!
Vicencio
i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise
Taylorplease!
officialadult: online-ghost: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: things I love about this someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail “live harmless reptile” her face the tortoise’s
tastefullyoffensive: Go big or go home.
wafflesworld: I’m a super good boy!
wafflesworld: To all my friends who are sad today; big tortie kisses for all of you. 🐢❤
HICKSVILLE
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spankzilla85: godzillaresurgence: Look at that smile Pure and Wholesome My large son
thatssocrates: fats: lisquid: This will be the cutest video you will see today. My grandparents found baby sea turtles on their doorstep this morning so they released them one by one! please turn on your volume omg This makes me so happy
octemberfirst: abqandnotu: merosse: TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY GOOD MORNING EVERYONE “HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE
fleetingcolors: sixpenceee: Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source) I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW
montereybayaquarium:It’s a baby bat ray brunch! Using plate-like teeth to grind and chew their sustainable seafood, these youngsters will grow quickly into their role as majestic sea flap flaps.
typette: versatilequeen: moriiahh: Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge. TORTOISE IN A DIAPER. AHAHAHA LOOK AT IT
raverjesus: tastefullyoffensive: Meet Frank. (photos by OhSweetFancy) This may be my new favorite post.
maliceinvvonderland: A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house
crimesagainsthughsmanatees:Original comics for sale! Free domestic shipping!
APRIL FOOL ROMANCE
awwww-cute:Herd of baby tortoises
I ain't no follow back girl
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Fearless
frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
ottermatopoeia: shakira, shakira
gifsboom: Video: Tortoise Tries to Eat Kitten’s Toes
bewareofmpreg: undo (1994), dir. shunji iwai
seatrench: (source)
pikaballoons: bonermarrow: harusochinchin: BUT ACUTE REFERS TO ANGLES NOT TRIANGLES OMFG Uh, there are acute triangles, you big fucking retard. Isosceles triangles? Ever heard of them? You aren’t going to see this, anyway, since you blocked me a
yes because references have absolutely everything to do with style you are fucking stupid
teagankgb: hidden-agender: osobigbear: YEAH NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. FUCK THIS TRANSMISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT. IF SOMEONE DOESN’T WANT TO BE CALLED A DUDE, YOU DO NOT CALL THEM A DUDE. hidden agender, it’s a reference to a show “All That” from
heartsandspooks:wizardofgaysex:holy shit guys u have 2 check out this grandmaHer entire page is like this!! She also calls her fans her “Lynja turtles” which is objectively adorable
mikelaughead: Looked up some reference for turtles and rats for this one. Got inspired by Rey’s Ninja Turtle drawings. Pen and colored Sharpie in sketchbook.
caligulasgirls: Every time I post pictures of her, I want to make a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reference, but don’t know if everyone will get it so, “Yea Bitch!” April O’Neil!….. http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com
